Colbert

Tags: Colbert, religion

Quote from show on 26 Nov 12 (guest Jake Tapper): [Regarding the pope's
recent declaration that there were no animals in the manger when Jesus was
born because it isn't in the bible] "You know what else wasn't mentioned in
the bible? The pope."

Fwd: Delicious "REPARTEES"

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Subject: Delicious "REPARTEES"

 

1. Thomas Reed vs. Henry Clay g   2. Winston Churchill vs. Lady Astor   3. NYC Mayor Ed Koch vs. Andrew Kirtzman, after the reporter insisted on pressing a point about an inconsistent statement Koch had made   4. Groucho Marx vs. a contestant on "You Bet Your Life," after the contestant revealed that he was a father of 10   5. Abraham Lincoln vs. Stephen Douglas, after Douglas called him "two-faced" during a debate   6. Pierre Trudeau vs. Richard Nixon, upon hearing that Nixon had called him an asshole 8. Oscar Wilde vs. Lewis Morris… Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship   9. Miriam Hopkins vs. an anonymous singer   10. James McNeill Whistler vs. Oscar Wilde, after Whistler had made a particularly witty observation 11. Senator Fritz Hollings vs. Henry McMastor, when challenged by his Republican opponent during a televised debate to take a drug test 12. Bill Clinton vs. Dan Quayle, after Quayle revealed that he planned to be "a pit bull" in the 1992 campaign against Clinton and Gore 13. Reverend Edward Everett Hale vs. the U.S. Senate, when asked if he prayed for the Senators.   14. Edna Ferber vs. Noel Coward… Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit   15. Henry Clay vs. Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster after seeing a pack of mules walk by 16. Winston Churchill vs. a Member of Parliament 17. Calvin Coolidge vs. some random lady at a White House dinner   18. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart vs. an admirer